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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated
1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going
to review every single movie I see. I’m
going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the
rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future). You can always ask me why I gave the ratings
for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses
under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Aquaslash OK/G
A graduating class spends the weekend at a water park. After a passable double-murder in the
beginning, not much happens for a while other than people fighting and doing
typical slasher/body count movie stuff, or just teen movie stuff. It’s worth the wait for gorehounds once the
water slide death occurs, because I’m not exaggerating when I say it is very
gory! The acting may not be the greatest
at times, but what do you expect for this type of movie, entitled Aquaslash no less? And it’s barely over an hour, so I’m going to
recommend it for the indiscriminate horror fan, especially when it comes to
slasher/body count movies. 2/13/2021
Butt Boy
The title isn’t exactly a play on words. Whereas Swallow
dealt with a female character ingesting items not meant for consumption, this
film involves a man sticking items (ranging from a remote control to a dog to
children…yeah) up his rear end after a doctor’s visit. He is seemingly heterosexual too for all you
homophobes making assumptions. We
eventually learn more about what his booty can do too! This film definitely exists in another
universe. It’s not surreal in the David
Lynch sense, no, it’s very straightforward and won’t make you feel like a
grenade went off in your noggin, but it will make you say WTF at times. I didn’t expect what ultimately befalls the
eponymous character either (hint---it ain’t pretty). I didn’t rate this because I’m not entirely
sure who the target audience would be. It
is strangely compelling, I can’t deny that, and not quite like anything I’ve
seen before, but I’d still feel too weird outright recommending it. That doesn’t mean I’m dismissing it either
for those that may be curious…2/13/2021
Bonus review:
Triggered OK
(haiku review)
Woods. Reunion. Bombs.
Kind of like Battle
Royale.
Bloody but vapid. 2/15/2021
Other movies I've seen and their ratings (see above):
Don’t Go (2018) >>>EH
Fear of Rain >>>OK
Into the Dark: Tentacles
>>>EH/OK
(Hulu)
Kindred >>>EH
Paintball Massacre >>>EH/OK
---Sean O.2/17/2021
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