Saturday, December 16, 2023

Eileen

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Eileen                                                                          OK/G
Noir thriller taking place in Massachusetts (filmed in New Jersey) during a bygone era (I found out it was the Sixties, but I would’ve surmised that or the Fifties).  It also takes place during Christmastime, therefore it is a Christmas movie (don’t even start the whole ‘Die Hard’ debate with me either; if it takes place during or around the holiday, it is a Christmas movie!).  Eileen is a single woman in her early twenties (played by Thomasin McKenzie) that works at a prison and lives at home with her alcoholic, retired-policeman father (played by Shea Whigham).  One day, a female psychologist begins working at the prison, played by Anne Hathaway (embodying the femme fatale trope rather well), and the two gradually build a relationship.  The film is a bit of a slow burn, but there is also something to be desired about it.  It doesn’t overstay its welcome, which is usually a good thing, but it was kind of a bad thing here because I didn’t want it to be over when it was (I felt a little cheated).  I had my own theory about the conclusion, but reading Anne Hathaway’s interpretation opened up my mind to one I didn’t even contemplate, making me want to watch the film again thinking back to parts where her postulations make a little sense (I might even like her conclusion a bit better than mine, however clichéd it may be).  I’m curious about the book now too by Ottessa Moshfegh in which it is based (she co-wrote the screenplay as well).  Expect to have discussions with those you may watch this with, or others that have also seen it.  12/12/2023

Bonus reviews:

Shaky Shivers                                                              EH/OK
Here’s an example of a film marred by the effects/creature designs.  The kicker?  They were all practical!  I always emphasize how much I abhor digital effects, but here’s proof that practical doesn’t always work.  I know, I know, there have always been crappy practical effects throughout the history of cinema long before the use of digital, even though I will always prefer them.  The story here takes place in Washington State during the early Nineties and is intended to be a throwback to the practical effects-laden horror-comedies of that time.  The directorial debut of Sung Kang (an actor from films like Better Luck Tomorrow, The Motel, and several of the Fast and the Furious movies), it follows two girls in their twenties that work at an ice cream shop and travel to an abandoned camp since one of them fears they’re about to turn into a werewolf after an encounter with a strange woman.  There are zombies and a certain cryptid as well.  The cryptid in question is one of the worst designs I’ve ever seen for it, and I personally just wasn’t a fan of the other effects (the zombie designs were too offbeat for me).  I know this was intended to be a fun throwback, but it often came across as too parodical, a type of comedy I was never truly a fan of, and I didn’t think I was going to watch a parody.  I actually thought it was more fun following the two girls work at the ice cream shop and converse about life, thinking I was going to love this movie at first.  Plus, the story ultimately falls short since not much is done with all the elements.  Sung, if you plan on directing more features, better luck tomorrow!  Sorry, I couldn’t resist.  With a rewrite and better effects, this could’ve been the fun throwback it was intended to be.  12/10/2023

Chicken Run:  Dawn of the Nugget                            EH/OK
Chicken Run was a decent stop-motion film from 2000 about chickens plotting an escape from a farm whose owners planned on turning them into pies.  This recent Netflix sequel doesn’t take place much later than it (obviously not 23 years).  Whereas the chickens wanted to escape a farm in the first one, this one they try breaking into one (for a reason, of course).  This farm may be much more of a colorful paradise than the previously drab one in the countryside, but the chickens this time are intended to end up as fast food nuggets.  Rotten Tomatoes states “there’s a general feeling of diminishing returns,” which is exactly the right description I was looking for (that site currently has a 79% rating out of 86 critics though); it is largely a remake of its predecessor that really offers nothing new aside from a few characters.  It may have been harmless, but it wasn’t exactly necessary…12/15/2023

Other movies I've seen and their ratings (see above):

Birth/Rebirth  >>>OK
            (Shudder)

Christmas Cruelty!  >>>EH
   (In Norwegian with subtitles)

Family Switch  >>>B/EH
            (Netflix)

From Black  >>>OK
        (Shudder)

Leave the World Behind  >>>OK/G
                 (Netflix)

Lockdown Tower  >>>EH
 (In French with subtitles)

Naga  >>>EH
  (In Arabic with subtitles)

The Puppetman  >>>EH
            (Shudder)

The Sacrifice Game  >>>OK
            (Shudder)

Time’s Up  >>>EH

---Sean O.
12/16/2023

Sunday, December 3, 2023

It's a Wonderful Knife/The Exorcist: Believer

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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It’s a Wonderful Knife                                                 OK
Billed as “It’s a Wonderful Life meets Scream” and the title couldn’t make that any more obvious.  A teenage girl wishes she were never born while an aurora borealis is hovering over her small mountain town (which we’re told later one can’t usually see in this part of the world), and, before you can say ‘be careful what you wish for,’ she’s immediately thrust into a parallel world in which she hasn’t existed before.  You see, she felt suicidal because she (understandably) never got over killing a murderer the previous year at a party, in addition to her boyfriend hooking up with another girl at a current party (which has been going on behind her back for some time).  Since she “never existed,” the killer is still alive and has been killing for the past year (someone close to her being one of the victims).  The majority of kills are, by and large, worthy, this definitely earning its R-rating.  Whereas I was hoping for more of a Scream though, it ultimately ends up being more of It’s a Wonderful Life.  Don’t get me wrong, I have no problems with feel-good holiday films if that’s what I’m expecting (I’ve liked my fair share), but this was a little too feel-good for me (when all was said and done), which isn’t exactly what I expected from a Christmas horror movie.  It wasn’t terrible, not at all, but I don’t think I’m going to make an annual habit of watching it this time of year.  12/1/2023

The Exorcist: Believer                                     EH
Intended as a direct sequel to the 1973 William Friedkin film (Ellen Burstyn makes an appearance as her character, and maybe Linda Blair does too…), as well as a new trilogy, much like director David Gordon Green’s Halloween trilogy (you can read my reviews for all three of those films in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2018/10/mooby-reviews-102818.html, here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2021/10/halloween-killsslumber-party-massacre.html, and here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2022/10/halloween-endsjeepers-creepers-reborn.html).  Now, I am a fan of the first Exorcist; I don’t think it’s as great as others have made it out to be, but it is good (it may have been frightening when it was released in 1973, but with so many similar films released since, I doubt it would have much of an impact on modern viewers).  I don’t care for any of the sequels/prequels though.  Exorcist II: The Heretic is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen!  I’m not even that much a fan of The Exorcist III despite being praised by many a horror fan; it is better than all the other sequels/prequels though, I’ll give it that.  The other two…Beginning and Dominion?  Let’s just say I don’t remember too much about either other than not being much of a fan.  This latest installment isn’t going to win any worthy sequel awards from me either (at least Rotten Tomatoes agrees, currently only having a 22% rating out of 247 critics).  In it, two young teen girls end up in a farm a ways from their town with zero recollection of how they arrived there.  They got possessed after an adventure in the woods near their school (trying to summon spirits usually does that to you).  After exhibiting some questionable behavior (i.e. causing a scene in church, trying to kill her father), research is done (contacting Ellen’s character being part of it) and the inevitable exorcism is performed.  The ending was pretty dark for one character, but this “sequel” is largely lackluster, hence unnecessary.  Unfortunately, I will watch any sequels that are made (damn OCD), but maybe they’ll be better than this one?  I don’t hold high hopes for movies anymore, none of Green’s Halloween films were that grand, after all, but surprises are always welcome…12/1/2023

Other movies I've seen and their ratings (see above):

Amigo (2019)  >>>EH
   (In Spanish with subtitles)

The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster  >>>OK

Bad Things  >>>OK/G
            (Shudder)

Night of the Missing  >>>EH/OK

The Nights Before Christmas  >>>OK

Once Upon a Time at Christmas  >>>EH/OK

Perpetrator  >>>EH
        (Shudder)

---Sean O.
12/3/2023