Friday, April 28, 2023

Scream VI

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Scream VI                                                                   G
Before the initial release, comparisons were made to Friday the 13th Part VIII:  Jason Takes Manhattan due to both franchises (slasher ones) taking place in New York while the preceding entries did not (I don’t recall any nods to that film, but I could swear there were at least two to Jurassic Park).  Whereas this film took place entirely in the Big Apple, the Friday entry did not (not even half the time).  Jason Takes Manhattan is my least favorite of the Friday franchise (I don’t count the remake), but I didn’t feel that way about this entry for this franchise.  I liked it better than the fifth one released last year (you can read my review for it in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2022/01/last-night-in-sohoscream-2022.html) and some of the other sequels.  It follows some of the survivors from the previous film as they’re now in New York instead of Woodsboro.  In true slasher fashion, of course, they may live somewhere else, but Ghostface will follow (as Ghostface is always someone different behind the mask and can easily go anywhere in the world).  [You will need to have seen the other entries before this as there are spoilers, but, like always, why would you watch a sixth film in a series before watching the preceding ones?  My OCD would never allow it, even if some had nothing to do with the others].  Sure, some of this may be predictable (what do you expect from a slasher feature, meta or not, in 2023?) and I feel they held back on some of the violence, but they do still play around with the tropes at times, and considering how stale the subgenre is by now (hell, how stale movies in general are by now), I enjoyed it enough to recommend it.  As of now, a seventh entry isn’t confirmed and I’m not exactly sure there needs to be one, but I didn’t think a sixth entry for this franchise made in 2023 would be passable, so…4/26/2023

Other movies and TV show(s) I’ve seen and their ratings (see above):

Black Circle Boys  >>>OK

Fear (2023)  >>>B

Florida Man  >>>EH
   (Netflix; 7 episodes)

Little Witches  >>>VB

---Sean O.
4/28/2023

Sunday, April 23, 2023

Bury the Bride

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Bury the Bride                                                             G
Spider One, a.k.a. Rob Zombie’s little bro, a.k.a. the singer of Powerman 5000 (real name, Michael David Cummings), certainly made a much better film here with this Tubi Original (Tubi meaning free) than his debut, Allegoria (you can read my review for that in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2022/11/speak-no-evil.html).  In it, a woman travels with four other women to celebrate her bachelorette party.  The friends never met the fiancĂ© and he’s not on any social media.  That’s not shady at all!  The house they are celebrating at is in the middle of nowhere.  Again, not shady at all!  They also find a dead animal in the hot tub.  Shady!  Eventually said fiancĂ© shows up with some of his buddies and shortly reveal they’re not who they initially appear to be (Movies 101 should tell you there’s obviously something shady about them from the get-go).  Let’s just say things don’t turn out so well for this bachelorette party.  While flawed, it really wasn’t bad for the type of film it was (it does fall into a specific subgenre).  Like I said, hell of a lot better than Spider’s previous effort.  Perhaps he does have some filmmaking in his bones in addition to music, just like his big bro (who himself is in need of a comeback).  4/22/2023

Other movies and TV show(s) I’ve seen and their ratings (see above):

Beef (Season One)  >>>OK/G
   (Netflix; 10 episodes)

Easter Bunny Massacre (Easter Killing)  >>>EH

Easter Bunny Massacre:  The Bloody Trail  >>>B

Marlowe (2023)  >>>B

Obsession (2023)  >>>OK
   (Netflix; 4 episodes)

Of an Age  >>>OK

Phenomena (2023)  >>>EH/OK
   (Netflix; In Spanish with subtitles)

Wicked Games (2023)  >>>OK

---Sean O.
4/23/2023

Monday, April 17, 2023

Infinity Pool/Doll Shark

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Infinity Pool
I thought the title made it sound like another superhero movie upon first hearing of it before finding out it was a horror flick.  Well, horror, thriller, sci-fi; whatever it is it clearly isn’t for everyone.  It is helmed by Brandon Cronenberg, the son of the other Cronenberg, who also gave us Possessor and Antiviral (you can check out my review of Possessor here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2020/12/possessor.html; my thoughts on Antiviral are included which I only gave a B rating to back when it came out).  I didn’t know much about this film other than it receiving lots of positive reviews and involved a vacation gone wrong.  ‘Vacation gone wrong’ is a pretty accurate description, but don’t make any generalized assumptions.  A couple (the dude played by Alexander Skarsgard) is vacationing in a foreign country (the name is mentioned more than once) wherein certain crimes may lead to execution.  This country has more than one way of executing though.  Things get trippy, bizarre, and depraved from there.  [Mia Goth’s performance is probably equally as psychotic as her eponymous Pearl character].  It doesn’t really entail much when all is said and done, but I have a feeling I’m going to be revisiting sometime in the future.  It’s certainly not forgettable…4/16/2023 

Doll Shark                                                                   EH/OK
What will be thought of next for the toothy predators?  Yes, this is exactly what you think it is.  A shark stuffie kills people.  Is this roughly 75-minute feature dumb?  Obviously, but WTF do you expect?  It will undoubtedly make people like me curious enough to check it out.  Is it funny?  Or at least laughably bad?  Sometimes.  There are kills; it’s not lacking in that department.  And what enables the innocuous and cuddly plush toy to become sentient (and downright evil-looking) is actually pretty plausible.  In movie world, that is.  This particular kind of movie world, that is.  Proceed only if you’re curious like me.  As I mentioned, it is exactly what you think it is…4/15/2023

Other movies and TV show(s) I’ve seen and their ratings (see above):

Bumblef***, USA  >>>OK

Creature from Black Lake  >>>EH/OK

Dead Hot:  Season of the Witch  >>>EH
                        (Tubi)

The House of the Dead (1978)  >>>OK

The Lost Footage of Leah Sullivan  >>>OK

Missing (2023)  >>>OK/G

Plane  >>>OK

Red Velvet  >>>EH/OK

School Spirits (Season One)  >>>OK/G
            (Paramount+; 8 episodes)

Wake in Fright (2017)   >>>OK/G

---Sean O.
4/17/2023