Saturday, June 25, 2022

Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe/The Black Phone

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe                      G
I did watch Beavis and Butt-Head back in the Nineties, but I know I haven’t seen every episode (I own the complete series on DVD too).  There was a whole lot of controversy when the show first aired I remember, and I actually thought Beavis and Butt-Head looked kind of creepy.  I did watch it more when I got to middle school, and did hear of some bands (or finally heard them) through the videos they watched.  Put it this way, I watched it and liked some of it, but it was never my favorite show.  The movie that came out in 1996, Beavis and Butt-Head Do America, was decent and still is when I recently watched it upon hearing of this new film (available on Paramount+).  Here, the duo are still in the Nineties before being transported to present time via a black hole after a mishap lands them in Space Camp and they’re recruited to complete a mission in space.  I was surprised that I actually enjoyed this.  I laughed quite a bit and the script was undeniably well-written as far as scripts about two idiots we laugh at instead of with can go.  Don’t be discouraged by the modern animation in the beginning either; it doesn’t last long (thankfully) and retains its original look.  I’d call this the comeback of the year!  6/24/2022

The Black Phone                                                         OK/G
I read the short story by Joe Hill (Stephen King’s son, for those unaware) and felt there could’ve been more to it.  I was hoping this film directed by Scott Derrickson (Sinister, The Exorcism of Emily Rose) would’ve done that.  Unfortunately, not much is added to the story.  It was very faithful to the source material with some stuff added, nothing truly major, so I don’t know if I should tell you to read the story or watch the movie since they’re both very similar.  I think I’m ultimately going to tell you to just pick one.  If anything, I would say read the story first if you like to read and then watch the movie to compare, but don’t bother reading the story if you see the movie first (there would be no point, especially since you’ll already have images in your head).  Perhaps if I didn’t read the short story I might’ve been more impressed since I wouldn’t have known what to expect?  Who knows?  It’s a question I’ll never be able to answer.  For some positives though---oh, it’s about a kid that gets abducted by a man in Denver during the Seventies and kept in a basement with a bed and toilet; the titular device is hanging on the wall unplugged, but our young protagonist is able to hear previous victims through it that try helping him avoid being next---it does a swell job of evoking the Seventies time period, the performances are notable, and it does manage to be suspenseful throughout (which would’ve likely been more so had I not read the short story).  Maybe I’ll have to give it another look sometime, and I definitely don’t discourage you from checking it out, but I still think it’s a limited story that had so much more potential (in both forms).  6/24/2022

Other movies I've seen and their ratings (see above):

Tow  >>>B/EH
   (Tubi)

Winter Ridge  >>>OK

---Sean O.
6/25/2022

Friday, June 17, 2022

Dark Night of the Scarecrow 2

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Dark Night of the Scarecrow 2                                   B
Its predecessor, Dark Night of the Scarecrow, released in 1981 as a TV movie wasn’t too bad for a by-the-numbers slasher film.  You could most certainly do a lot better though, in terms of slasher films and scarecrow films (1988’s Scarecrows and Husk are examples that come to mind).  Whereas the first one may not have been that great, this recently released sequel is even less than not that great; it’s downright awful!  I know I shouldn’t expect much from a sequel released roughly 40 years later to a movie that was no real masterpiece to begin with, but a bad movie is still a bad movie (this wasn’t even a so-bad-its-good movie).  The kills were poorly done, even laughable sometimes.  The violence in the first one wasn’t grand either, but there are many more resources and funds, let alone leeways, in this day and age (and that doesn’t have to mean CGI either), as well as much more entertainment to compare to.  It is related to the first one, so you might want to check that one out first (if you haven’t already) to understand references, even though I don’t recommend this uninspired sequel one bit (if I haven’t made that clear).  6/13/2022

Other movies I've seen and their ratings (see above):

Halftime  >>>OK
   (Netflix)

The Spanish Chainsaw Massacre  >>>B
            (In Spanish with subtitles)

Teardrop  >>>OK
   (Tubi)

---Sean O.
6/17/2022

Sunday, June 12, 2022

Jurassic World: Dominion

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Jurassic World:  Dominion                                         EH/OK
Jurassic Park 6 or Jurassic World 3?  Either way it’s allegedly the conclusion of the franchise, but we’ve all heard that before.  I hate to say it, but I hope this is the conclusion if this completely disappointing entry is any indication.  For those of you that disliked Fallen Kingdom, which really wasn’t that bad (you can read my review for it here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2018/06/mooby-reviews-63018.html), I’d be truly surprised if you think Dominion is any better.  As you may see, this is what I wrote at the end of Fallen Kingdom’s review---If the ending is any indication, I think Jurassic Park 6 or Jurassic World 3 could be even better.  Ha!  This is the only entry in the franchise I disliked (yes, I liked The Lost World) and I was really hoping it would go out with a bang (considering some of the original Jurassic Park cast was involved; I doubt any of them needed cash, but who knows in these times?).  It took place in too many locations (I know, logically it was supposed to, but it didn’t work) much like a big, dumb, loud action movie, which this mostly was, and that’s not a compliment.  It felt like a substandard sci-fi flick at times too (what were those locusts doing in a dinosaur movie?!).  There also seemed to be too many talky scenes (when we see a movie about dinosaurs taking over the world, we want to see just that…dinosaurs attacking people and causing havoc).  Granted, there were some passable scenes involving dinos (which is why I reluctantly added the OK to the rating), but not enough to make this entry not feel like the franchise overstayed its welcome, and ‘overstaying ones welcome’ usually just means that it sucks; if the entry was actually good, you wouldn’t say that it overstayed its welcome.  This franchise deserves to become (ahem) extinct.  Unfortunately.  Maybe the upcoming (July) season five of Camp Cretaceous will be decent…6/10/2022

Other movies I've seen and their ratings (see above):

Ghosts of the Ozarks  >>>OK

The Grizzlies  >>>OK

King Knight  >>>EH

Knocking  >>>OK
   (In Swedish with subtitles)

Master (2022)  >>>OK/G
   (Amazon Prime)

Rhymes for Young Ghouls  >>>EH

The Stairs  >>>EH

---Sean O.
6/12/2022

Thursday, June 2, 2022

Stranger Things (Season 4)

Stranger Things (Season 4)                                         G
Here we are with season 4 of this Netflix series that is allegedly going to have one more season after this (as of now).  Only 7 episodes of this season are available now with 2 more being released July 1st.  I don’t see why they couldn’t just include 2 more with this set.  Anyway, I did like this season, but season 3 would have to be my favorite so far (you can read that review here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2019/07/stranger-things-season-three.html); season 2 was my least favorite so far (you can read that review here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2017/11/mooby-reviews-11917.html; season 1’s review is here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2017/04/mooby-reviews-4317.html).  All the episodes this time are really long, the shortest being 64-minutes, the longest being 98, but, as is typical with the series, they all still go by fairly fast.  There’s definitely more horror elements this time, as my brother and his wife both mentioned in discussion, a certain actor known for playing a horror icon even making an appearance (said icon is even mentioned by a character at one time).  I was reminded of Poltergeist at one time too.  If you’ve been a fan of the series so far, I think there’s enough to enjoy here.  I do love the Eighties, whether or not it was actually filmed then (the skating rink, Lite-Brite, the “Satanic Panic” fear, and the great songs “Running up that Hill” and “Tarzan Boy” are just some of the things included here); the first episode was probably my favorite, playing like an Eighties teen film before becoming quite dark.  I’m not sure whether I should’ve just waited until the last 2 episodes air next month, alter this review after I watch them, or just write a separate review for them?  Whatever, I think they should’ve all been released at the same time.  At least a month isn’t too far away…5/30/2022

---Sean O.
6/2/2022