Wednesday, May 22, 2024

I Saw the TV Glow

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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I Saw the TV Glow                                                      OK
A 7th grade boy befriends a 9th grade girl obsessed with a TV show he eventually gets into.  It takes place in 1996 at first, then 1998, and a couple time periods after.  The themes may be common (obsessions, reality vs. fiction) and the storyline is fairly straightforward, but the execution is unique in its own little way; this film isn’t for everyone.  [I’ve been meaning to check out director Jane Schoenbrun’s other film, We’re All Going to the World’s Fair, and now I’m more curious].  It’s being billed as a horror drama, promoted heavily in the horror community, but I guess my description would be a surrealist, slightly coming-of-age, drama with horror elements.  I always welcome movies that dare to be different, but I also need to take something away from them, even if my interpretation is my own.  I was mesmerized by this film’s dreamlike quality, there being a Lynchian feel to it, but it ultimately felt like something was still missing, making this a case of style over substance (much emphasis on the former).  I read an interpretation afterwards which did make the film more compelling, metaphorically, but it wasn’t what I was thinking at all while watching.  I know I’m probably going to have to watch this again (something I said to another patron exiting the theater, a gentleman older than I, to which he replied, “yup, probably a couple times”), but I hate when movies make me do that in order to know how I truly feel about them!  Then again, some movies that I ended up loving I had to watch more than once.  Therefore, my opinion might change after another viewing.  5/21/2024

Bonus review:

Good Boy
One of several movies with the same title (only with an exclamation point at the end) was a family movie involving dogs.  This Norwegian movie (yes, that means subtitles) released last year involves a dog, of sorts.  You see, a rich man (due to his late parents) has a dog, but this “dog” is a human in a dog costume acting like a dog (apparently there really are people like this out in the world).  He meets a girl online and after she meets the “dog” she walks away (I don’t know who wouldn’t though).  After some coaxing from a friend and some pondering, she agrees to meet up with him again, because he was a nice guy, and, you know, the rich part.  All three (him, her, the “dog”) go to a cabin together (usually not the best idea in a horror movie).  This actually seemed like it would be a pretty interesting film, and I was very curious to see how it would all pan out, (here comes the…) but it ends up being more silly than disturbing (I know, what did I expect from such a concept?), ultimately feeling a little less than satisfactory [I mentally yelled at one character for making a mistake characters often make in similar situations too].  5/11/2024

Other movies I've seen and their ratings (see above):

Baghead (2024)  >>>OK

The Camp Host  >>>OK

Foe (2023)  >>>EH

He Went That Way  >>>EH/OK

Killer Body Count  >>>OK

Lovely, Dark, and Deep  >>>OK

Monster (2024)  >>>EH/OK
   (Netflix; In Indonesian with subtitles, but mostly dialogue-free)

Nightmare on 34th Street  >>>EH/OK

The Portrait (2023)  >>>EH

Punch (2024)  >>>EH

The Tunnel (2011)  >>>OK

---Sean O.
5/22/2024

Thursday, May 9, 2024

Chucky (Season Three)/Infested

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Chucky (Season Three)
All eight episodes (roughly between 40 and 50-minutes each) are now available (on Peacock, SYFY, etc.).  The first half of the season was released last year and the second half was just released last month due to some strike, much like what happened with Delicate, the latest season of American Horror Story (which was probably my least favorite of the series so far, by the way).  A good portion of this takes place in The White House.  I’m usually not a fan of political settings, let alone political movies, but I’m always going to watch anything involving the killer doll (you can read my review for season one here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2021/12/chucky-season-one.html, and season two in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2022/11/wednesday-season-1chucky-season-2.html); and it’s strictly just the location here.  I did enjoy this season; the majority of violence is totally worthy, and there were a few new things added to the storyline.  As of now, there are no confirmations for a fourth round, but the story very much could continue (hell, even when cinematic boogeyman do actually bite the big one, ways are found to somehow bring them back), and Chucky himself hints at a potential continuation at the end; apparently there’s a phone number people can call too demanding another season.  Now, I’m not going to call that number, but if a fourth season is given to us I am still going to continue.  My friend to the end somehow hasn’t overstayed his welcome just yet.  [Someone on social media suggested Chucky in space.  Well…friends, I sure hope not!].  5/4/2024

Infested (Vermin)                                                         OK/G
I watched this twice (a little over a week apart) not only because it was raved about and featured in a recent Rue Morgue issue, but also because I sorta liked it the first time, but didn’t think it was anything too, too special.  Sure, films like Eight Legged Freaks may be fun, but, aside from Arachnophobia, there aren’t too many great spider horror movies; there are enough, that’s for sure, considering all the SYFY-types featuring atrocious CGI.  I, myself, don’t have arachnophobia, in the general sense (I think anyone would if they were in one of these scenarios), but I’m not exactly fascinated with them either.  [I’m more afraid of any kind of bee than spiders.  I see just one bee/wasp/yellowjacket/whatever flying near me and my heart stops.  I didn’t have a traumatic experience either; it’s just one of those fears].  In this French film (yes, that means subtitles), a man buys a deadly spider from a local market that was captured from the desert (as you’ll see in the beginning) to add to his “zoo” in his apartment.  Of course this spider can reproduce (rapidly) which is exactly what happens after it chews its way out of the shoebox the owner put it in (probably not the best idea, but then we wouldn’t have this movie).  The apartment complex gradually becomes a giant cobweb and the tenants the food.  Of course escape doesn’t come so easy not only due to the deadly arachnids, but also because the authorities are restricting everyone from leaving the building after the first victim is discovered.  The spiders themselves are a combo of real ones and CGI, the digital ones actually being passable, for the most part (I give it points for that).  Watching this the second time, in so short a time, I still liked it, but don’t necessarily love it (at least not yet).  I do think it’s a worthy enough entry to the sub-subgenre (with good characterizations) that horror fans should check out (that is, if you aren’t an arachnophobe).  Arachnophobia still stands as the best of the eight-legged creature features though.  5/8/2024

Other movies and TV show(s) I’ve seen and their ratings (see above):

All of Us Strangers  >>>OK/G

American Horror Story: Delicate  >>>EH
                        (9 episodes)

Anyone But You  >>>OK/G

Baby Reindeer   >>>OK/G
    (Netflix; 7 episodes)

The Boonies (2021)  >>>EH

Destroy All Neighbors   >>>B/EH
                (Shudder)

The Flood (2023)  >>>EH

The Jester (2023)  >>>EH

Lowlifes  >>>OK

The Man in the Guesthouse  >>>OK

Mean Spirited  >>>EH/OK

Miller’s Girl  >>>EH

Moon Garden  >>>EH

Mother, May I? (2023)  >>>B

#1 Serial Killer  >>>OK

The Nun II  >>>EH

Savageland  >>>OK

There Is a Monster  >>>EH

---Sean O.
5/9/2024