Monday, April 22, 2024

Late Night with the Devil/You'll Never Find Me

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Late Night with the Devil                                            OK
The new horror movie lauded by many so far, Stephen King and Kevin Smith included, Smith labeling it ‘Rosemary’s Baby meets Network.’  Well, Stephen King (as much as I love the man) recommends a lot of things I don’t agree with (not that I disliked the TV movie remake of The Shining, but he preferred that to the original Kubrick version), and, no Mr. Smith, this is nothing like Rosemary’s Baby just because the Dark Lord is involved (said Roman Polanski film probably being one of the best Satanic flicks out there; yes, I like it better than The Exorcist and The Omen).  This is yet another one of those overhyped films, because my expectations weren’t quite matched when all was said and done.  Did I dislike it?  No.  I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t engaged for a good deal of the time, but part of me thinks that might’ve been due to anticipating what would eventually transpire.  It takes place on a talk show in the Seventies on Halloween night (that right there is a plus given I adore entertainment from that decade as well as the holiday), presented as if it’s an actual episode airing live (in addition to what goes on during commercial breaks).  The guests include someone that speaks with the dead, a skeptic, and a young girl that was the sole survivor of a tragedy involving a Satanic cult.  You don’t need Horror Movies 101 to tell you something will eventually go down (and do you really think the skeptic won’t be proven wrong by the end?).  Typical possession flick tropes ensue (an exorcism, a sudden inexplicable death, etc.) before the finale, which wasn’t terrible, but wasn’t exactly grand either.  I read of a possible, but unconfirmed, sequel which I might be okay with considering there’s likely more to the story here; it could make this seem better as a companion piece.  4/20/2024

You’ll Never Find Me                                                  G
Australian horror film taking place in one primary location with just two primary characters.  The setting is a trailer in a trailer park on a stormy night, which is a great setup that gives the film an eerie aura.  A middle-aged man lives in this trailer alone.  One night, late too, a younger girl knocks on his door asking to be let in from the storm after running from a nearby beach.  He reluctantly lets her in.  He can’t drive her anywhere and has no phone, but there is a pay phone on the other side of the trailer park behind a locked fence.  But, you know, the storm outside is dangerous.  The girl can leave whenever she wants, the man even telling her she doesn’t have to stay, but something always prevents her from doing so (the menacing storm just one excuse).  Who is the one that needs to be cautious you’ll wonder.  Movies 101 (as well as history) tell us the girl most likely, but there have been Hard Candy instances too, so either one of them could be in danger.  The revelations aren’t completely shocking, but it does get a bit bizarre once they hit; there shouldn’t be too many different interpretations though (before you choose to look up spoilers afterwards).  I think they managed well in making this work with just one location and two characters (that’s not to say you might not get impatient at all during its roughly 100-minutes though).  I liked this one.  I see potential cult status.  4/20/2024

Other movies I've seen and their ratings (see above):

The Creeps (2023)  >>>EH

History of Evil  >>>G

Lord of Misrule  >>>EH/OK

Megalomaniac  >>>EH
   (In French with subtitles)

Migration (2023)  >>>OK/G

Mute Witness  >>>OK/G

The Stranger (2024)  >>>OK

Summoning Sylvia  >>>OK

---Sean O.
4/22/2024

Friday, April 12, 2024

Prey

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Prey                                                                             EH/OK
Many movies have this title, as a search on All Movie will confirm.  One, from 2007 (directed by Darrell Roodt), also involves lions; a very underrated natural horror movie, I might add.  This one stars Ryan Phillippe and Emile Hirsch; Mena Suvari appears too.  Ryan and Mena play an American couple working somewhere in Africa before they must flee from terrorists coming after them.  They board a rickety-ass plane flown by Emile’s character along with other passengers and end up crashing due to a weight problem.  Unfortunately they crash in an area populated by wild game, namely lions.  There are other animals as well as local humans these survivors must contend with while staying in place or trying to reach a nearby village.  This was well-shot and started off really well, there being great location shots and an encroaching sense of dread, but I ended up being bored more than having fun.  The attacks, when they do actually happen (which isn’t often), all occur offscreen.  Real lions were used, but, come on, this was made in 2024, and if you can afford at least three famous faces (maybe not so much anymore, but still), you could’ve provided us with some attacks we actually see!  And the ending seemed a bit too spiritual, thus didn’t work for me.  It’s not the worst movie I’ve seen, but there are worthier lion attack movies out there; the aforementioned Prey from 2007 being one, as well as The Ghost and the Darkness, and even Beast (my review for that is in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2022/10/beastdahmerhellraiser.html).  4/11/2024

Bonus review:

Dolly Deadly
I would’ve never heard of this film from 2016 had it not been mentioned in a recent Fangoria article.  It involves a young boy living with his grandmother and her lazy man in a trailer because of what happened to his mother as a baby (which you will see), and let’s just say this boy doesn’t have the best life; eventually those around him won’t be so lucky.  It is obviously low-budget, but it is ambitious (I guess); it is bizarre AF (or “absolutely bonkers,” as the writer of the aforementioned article put it), filled with idiosyncratic characters, depraved even (it does take place in a trailer park, after all), but it is one of those bad movies begging to be seen at least once (I was curious as to where it was all going).  That’s not necessarily a recommendation either…4/10/2024

Other movies I've seen and their ratings (see above):

Drive-Away Dolls  >>>EH

Everwinter Night  >>>OK

Festival of the Living Dead  >>>OK
                        (Tubi)

Personal Shopper  >>>EH/OK

---Sean O.
4/12/2024

Saturday, April 6, 2024

Lisa Frankenstein

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Lisa Frankenstein                                                        OK/G
Yet another film taking place in the ‘80’s (1989 here).  Sure, lots of good things (music, movies) came from that decade, but it seems like modern movies occurring during the era try to be more Eighties than the actual Eighties were.  This horror-comedy captured the time period well enough (the soundtrack, for the most part, is great); it is a little bit Tim Burton, a little bit John Hughes, a little bit My Boyfriend’s Back, and a little bit May (which was itself a variation of Frankenstein), but basically a “rom-com with zombie (singular),” as opposed to Shaun of the Dead being a “rom-com with zombies (plural).”  Lisa is a teenage girl without much of a social life that ends up hanging out with a zombie boy (you do learn how he’s resurrected) whose tombstone she visited often in a local cemetery.  He seems pretty composed for being dead since 1837.  I can usually overlook logic though when watching movies, especially since this is indeed a zombie film.  [How did he know how to drive a car right away?  I don’t think there were cars before 1837.  I guess the same way we don’t know how Michael Myers knew how to drive a car in the original Halloween either].  The comedy doesn’t always work, especially in the beginning, but most of the violence is passable (considering it’s only rated PG-13).  I definitely didn’t dislike this film, nor did I love it, but there is something slightly appealing about it despite feeling derivative (what do you expect from an Eighties-set movie released in 2024?); it did seem a bit short too, even at roughly 100-minutes.  4/3/2024

Bonus reviews:

Slay                                                                             OK/G
Four drag queens end up at a small town bar in the middle of nowhere after an accidental booking (I don’t remember getting an exact location, although I think I heard Denver mentioned once, but it was filmed in South Africa).  This small town bar contains patrons resembling stereotypical close-minded small town types that (unsurprisingly) don’t take too kindly to these drag queens performing there.  They are the least of each other’s problems though before a newly-turned vampire arrives and “recruits” other creatures of the night, making this To Wong Foo meets From Dusk Till Dawn (I sensed a bit of a Feast vibe too).  This actually wasn’t too bad, considering it was a Tubi exclusive (meaning free, with ads) and didn’t receive too much media coverage.  You do get to know a good deal of the characters real well and there’s enough vamp action; the use of one primary location works well too.  I didn’t love it, but it’s a fairly decent addition to the bloodsucker subgenre, as well as queer representation.  3/27/2024

Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour (Taylor’s Version)
“Taylor’s Version” is the one available on Disney+, labeled such because it includes a few more songs than the theatrical release.  It is roughly three hours (comprising material from every one of her albums, hence the Eras, and is solely a Taylor Swift concert its entire length, no interviews or montages throughout) with about 30-minutes of acoustic performances after the credits.  Am I a Swiftie?  No, not at all, but she does have some good tunes.  Why would I bother with this three hour concert film of hers?  She is currently a big deal (let’s face it, as good as Travis Kelce may or may not be at football, he wouldn’t be in the spotlight nearly as much if he wasn’t dating her), and I’ll likely never attend one of her concerts in person.  Plus, I wouldn’t have bothered if I disliked her, which I don’t (I do have a very eclectic musical taste, listening to mostly everything besides country and R&B, but even liking some songs here and there from those genres).  Concerts may be cool and all, but many times I would rather watch them at home; that way, I can avoid crowds and adjust the volume to my liking (plus take breaks, like I did here); you also have the best view this way.  The sold-out concert for the titular tour featured here took place in L.A. on the last night of the U.S. run.  There didn’t appear to be any intermissions as Taylor played straight through amongst different sets alongside dancers and musicians.  I did like some of the songs performed, ones I knew and ones I didn’t; some I just felt indifferent, also for ones I knew and ones I didn’t.  I did have to watch it in three separate segments, as a little past the hour mark was a bit too much for me at a time (I’m sure an actual Swiftie, like my nieces, would tell you otherwise though).  I didn’t give this a rating, because it is strictly for Swifties, or even just the casual fans, which consists of a diverse group of people based on the audience members (I heard more than one F-bomb uttered by the singer---I thought she was for all ages!).  I wasn’t converted to a Swiftie after watching, but at least I can now say I “saw” her in concert.  3/25/2024

Other movies and TV show(s) I’ve seen and their ratings (see above):

Dead Hot (Season One)  >>>OK
            (Tubi; 6 episodes)

Don’t Look Away  >>>B

Easter Bloody Easter  >>>EH/OK

Mall  >>>EH

Night Swim  >>>OK

Wish (2023)  >>>OK

---Sean O.
4/6/2024