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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated
1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going
to review every single movie I see. I’m
going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the
rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future). You can always ask me why I gave the ratings
for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses
under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Infinity Pool
I thought the title made it sound like another superhero
movie upon first hearing of it before finding out it was a horror flick.
Well, horror, thriller, sci-fi; whatever it is
it clearly isn’t for everyone.
It is
helmed by Brandon Cronenberg, the son of the other Cronenberg, who also gave us
Possessor and
Antiviral (you can check out my review of
Possessor here---
https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2020/12/possessor.html;
my thoughts on
Antiviral are included
which I only gave a B rating to back when it came out).
I didn’t know much about this film other than
it receiving lots of positive reviews and involved a vacation gone wrong.
‘Vacation gone wrong’ is a pretty accurate
description, but don’t make any generalized assumptions.
A couple (the dude played by Alexander
Skarsgard) is vacationing in a foreign country (the name is mentioned more than
once) wherein certain crimes may lead to execution.
This country has more than one way of
executing though.
Things get trippy,
bizarre, and depraved from there.
[Mia
Goth’s performance is probably equally as psychotic as her eponymous
Pearl character].
It doesn’t really entail much when all is
said and done, but I have a feeling I’m going to be revisiting sometime in the
future.
It’s certainly not forgettable…
4/16/2023
Doll Shark EH/OK
What will be thought of next for the toothy predators? Yes, this is exactly what you think it
is. A shark stuffie kills people. Is this roughly 75-minute feature dumb? Obviously, but WTF do you expect? It will undoubtedly make people like me
curious enough to check it out. Is it
funny? Or at least laughably bad? Sometimes.
There are kills; it’s not lacking in that department. And what enables the innocuous and cuddly
plush toy to become sentient (and downright evil-looking) is actually pretty
plausible. In movie world, that is. This particular kind of movie world, that
is. Proceed only if you’re curious like
me. As I mentioned, it is exactly what you
think it is…4/15/2023
Other
movies and TV show(s) I’ve seen and their ratings (see above):
Bumblef***, USA >>>OK
Creature from Black
Lake >>>EH/OK
Dead Hot: Season of the Witch >>>EH
(Tubi)
The House of the
Dead (1978) >>>OK
The Lost Footage of
Leah Sullivan >>>OK
Missing (2023) >>>OK/G
Plane >>>OK
Red Velvet >>>EH/OK
School Spirits
(Season One) >>>OK/G
(Paramount+;
8 episodes)
Wake in Fright
(2017)
>>>OK/G
---Sean O.4/17/2023