Thursday, March 29, 2018

Mooby Reviews 3/29/18

Here are my newest film (and 2 TV) criticisms...

The Boys in the Band                                                  OK/G

I admit to never knowing about this film before seeing it mentioned in a recent Entertainment Weekly article.  I’m surprised it’s not mentioned much considering how groundbreaking it must’ve been in 1970.  Interestingly, the same director (William Friedkin) helmed The Exorcist just three years later.  The movie involves a bunch of gay men in the city throwing a birthday party for one of their friends at one of their apartments.  The host has a college buddy arrive unexpectedly who happens to be straight and seemingly very uncomfortable with homosexuals (it was 1970 after all, although people still harbor a more reserved homophobia today).  Tensions arise as you can imagine, not just between the hetero and homos, but amongst the gay men themselves which is still a relevant issue pertaining to prejudice within the community.  This is a simplistic movie very much like 12 Angry Men in its use of  one primary location with a bunch of men going at it while learning more about each other and themselves in the process.  It’s a bit long but I didn’t realize how much I enjoyed most of their company until after it was over.  3/28/2018

The Executioners                                                         B
Four pretty white girls go to a house by a lake for some r&r.  Three dudes with different colored face paint invade the home and subject the girls to physical and emotional torment.  The girls eventually overpower them and dole out similar torture.  The tired scenario may sound effective theoretically, but the filmed result consists of atrocious acting and lackadaisical execution.  I hated it.  3/27/2018

Ferdinand                                                                   OK
The titular character, voiced by John Cena, is a bull from Spain without a desire to fight.  How many times have we seen a movie about being yourself and not what others expect?  Probably countless but you have to take into consideration that babies are born everyday and this may be the first “inspirational” film an impressionable youngster happens to see.  Studios should also consider the parents aware of these stories forced to tag-along with their impressionable youngsters.  They also have to consider those without spawn that watch lots of movies (like yours truly).  This animated movie is funny at times, especially the goat, but it’s nothing more than ordinary, making it forgettable for everyone but the impressionable youngsters seeing it before all the better entries of yesteryear.  3/29/2018

Happy Hunting                                                           OK/G

A man escapes drug dealers before ending up in an isolated desert town near the Mexican border during a time the townsfolk conduct a rather sinister annual tradition.  The premise does wear thin and is absolutely unoriginal, plus it’s predictable at times, but I liked it more than hated it.  I doubt I’ll ever watch it again though.  3/26/2018

I, Tonya                                                                       G

“Truth is bullshit and everyone has their own version of it.”  That’s the gist of what was uttered by Margot Robbie here portraying Tonya Harding, the notorious Olympic skater made infamous for the 1994 incident involving Nancy Kerrigan.  There’s always more than one side to every story and several sides are given here.  That being said, I’d be interested in seeing a companion piece entitled I, Nancy.  I remember hearing about what happened but I was turning 12 at the time and could’ve cared less about anything involving the Olympics.  I still don’t care 24 years later.  I can honestly say I never knew the specifics so I went in blind to this the same way as someone hearing about it for the first time.  Mentioning truth and its subjective nature above, this film was allegedly based on interviews with Tonya and her husband at the time, Jeff, so I just had to take their words for it.  It actually works as a biopic laced with instances of characters “future selves” breaking the fourth wall and debunking what the media said.  The scene involving the incident was presented in such a far-fetched manner, I was expecting someone to tell us that’s not what really happened before showing us what really did.  Like always, I only care if the movie I’m watching is good or not, fact or fiction be damned.  I knew basically nothing about Aileen Wuornos before watching Monster and it was very good in addition to being illuminating.  According to this film, Tonya didn’t exactly live the most glamorous life without the scandal, having a real “c-word” for a mother and she being a self-proclaimed redneck making a living as a waitress when not skating.  The film isn’t perfect by any stretch, but for not giving two shits about the material, it succeeds at being a compellingly depressing story about a girl beginning and ending with nothing despite making a name for herself in between.  3/24/2018

Jumanji:  Welcome to the Jungle                                OK/G

Like the newest Power Rangers movie, this sequel begins like a Breakfast Club teen movie with different cliques (a jock, a nerd, a princess, an insecure unpopular girl) serving detention together before the intended action.  Ironically, the original Power Rangers movie was released the same year as Jumanji.  I remember thinking Jumanji was fun but also thinking the special effects (even then) were rather goofy.  They haven’t improved much after 22 years but perhaps I shouldn’t completely fault them since they’re part of a game and game graphics aren’t exactly realistic (most of the time).  Instead of the game coming to the players, this time the players are transported into the game as avatars they picked.  Since they were actually in the jungle this time, I expected more wild animal encounters, but like I mentioned above about unconvincing graphics, more likely might’ve been too much.  I have my reservations but this sequel was actually fun, funny, and undeniably ingenious.  I’ll likely recommend this if asked, but I think Zathura is a better movie involving board games come to life, which is funny considering I’m not a fan of space movies but am of wild animals.  3/21/2018

Killing Ground                                                            OK
One thing many movies from Australia have taught me is that it’s a very beautiful continent but not a very safe place to be.  This film initially alternates between three interconnected storylines.  There aren’t too many original ways to tell these survival horror stories anymore, so altering techniques and overall presentation are the only ways to attempt differentiation.  It does work at first, instilling a palpable sense of unease before all hell inevitably breaks loose, and the film might be disturbing in hindsight, but Killing Ground is familiar ground treaded on many times before in not just Australia.  3/24/2018

On My Block:  Season One                                         OK
Lauren Iungerich, a lady white as can be, said she wanted to present a coming-of-age series where non-white characters were the “heroes.”  Or something like that.  It’s definitely apparent in this Netflix series centering on black and Latino teenagers in a town resembling South Central.  I’m always up for a good coming-of-age story regardless of demographics and location.  This is a diverse world, especially in America, and I believe all people should be represented.  Sometimes a different perspective can make an overdone storyline somewhat more appealing (Fresh off the Boat would likely be an ordinary sitcom if it didn’t involve an Asian-American family).  Speaking of diversity, homosexuals still seem to be a marginalized group in entertainment.  Not a single gay character was portrayed in this “inclusive” series despite being a universal trait, even in black and Latino communities.  I don’t expect gay characters to outnumber straight ones nor do I expect a gay character to be the main one, but if today’s world is to be reflected properly, all groups (race, gender, sexuality) should be included.  Anyway, the young teens beginning high school experience similar situations presented many times in “exclusive” entertainment, which I guess works to show kids deal with the same issues regardless of where they live.  Even in the ‘hood, people seem to eventually end up with their crushes.  They do live in a rough area, but the gang material generally takes a backseat to growing up.  At one point they even make light of guessing what type of gun they hear close-by.  Things get a bit interesting when a treasure hunt is involved, but it doesn’t start until episode 8 of 10.  There’s no happy ending to the season resulting from one character’s previous decision in which a fatal consequence should’ve been foreseen.  Unless season two is released within a month or two, I’m not sure if I’ll care to continue.  3/24/2018

The Sandman                                                              EH/OK
The eponymous creature actually isn’t too bad-looking, kinda phat, considering I expected worse.  He’s just in the wrong movie.  Beginning as a formulaic body count movie lacking any suspense, it also tries incorporating elements of The Mummy, Carrie, Firestarter, Species, and contains what I think might’ve been a nod to The Exorcist.  Unlucky for us, a post-credits sequence suggests a possible sequel.  I say the mythical creature should put any future ideas to sleep unless he’s placed in a better movie!  3/26/2018


A Series of Unfortunate Events:  Season One             G
I have read all 13 books by Lemony Snicket in which this Netflix series is based.  It’s been a little over a decade, but I remember them being diverting, easy-to-read, and slightly educational for younger or uneducated readers by introducing big words and defining them.  I didn’t like them as much as Goosebumps or any other R.L. Stine series, but they were fun and forced me to keep checking them out from my local library until completion.  I don’t remember being a huge fan of the movie starring Jim Carrey, but I also remember it only covered mostly the first two books in the series.  This show is the better idea by allowing more room for each story.  Each episode is roughly between 45 minutes to an hour and this first season contains 8 episodes (2 per book) for the first four entries (The Bad Beginning, The Reptile Room, The Wide Window, The Miserable Mill).  Initially, I thought the appearance of Lemony Snicket (played by Patrick Warburton) narrating the series amongst the action would be a distraction, but he gradually just blends in with the narrative as the show goes on.  Plus, I recall him narrating the books so it doesn’t deviate from the source material.  I think I was more annoyed by Neil Patrick Harris’ character as Count Olaf more than anything which I believe was the intention to make him deplorable.  The series isn’t great (like the source material) but it’s momentarily entertaining (like the source material) and far from uplifting which is always refreshing to see in children’s entertainment.  It is called A Series of Unfortunate Events after all, and the narrator, here as well as in the books, continuously informs you to stop watching or reading if you like happy stories.  I wanted to keep watching at the end of the last episode so that’s always a good sign.  Incidentally, the second season is beginning shortly.  3/21/2018

Small Town Crime                                                      OK/G

An independent film with John Hawkes, an actor with a face more recognizable than name, that’s slightly Tarantino-esque while coming off as a forgotten Coen Brothers project (ironically two other brothers were at the helm).  I actually liked John Hawkes here (I don’t recall ever particularly caring before) and there’s a considerable body count, but I felt unsatisfied by films end like more was missing.  John Hawkes proved he can act though, thereby elevating him above no-name status.  3/24/2018


The Strange Ones                                                        G

Two brothers flee in a car after a house is shown burning.  Obviously they’re running from something or someone.  Things are kept interesting by continuously changing locations and some disturbing revelations are eventually revealed.  Far from great but doesn’t overstay its welcome.  3/28/2018

Unsane                                                                        OK/G
This film isn’t exactly groundbreaking and doesn’t amount to much, but like his other film Bubble, Steven Soderbergh managed to take simplistic material, here involving a mental institution and a stalker, and make it relatively involving (I liked Bubble better though).  I don’t think it’s worth seeing in the theater unless you have a gift card and there’s nothing else playing.  Do check out Bubble if you haven’t already though.  3/26/2018

Victor Crowley                                                            B/EH
Hatchet was a worthy throwback to gory, simplistic slasher films from the ‘80’s.  Hatchet II and III were unnecessary but watchable sequels.  Hatchet III was supposed to be the last one.  I know such things are never set in stone, especially with horror franchises, but it damn well should’ve been judging by this fourth entry!  I’m surprised the original creator, Adam Green, whom is actually a worthy post-millennial filmmaker, was behind this (part three was the only one he wasn’t).  This film felt like a parody of the franchise, not in the Scream sense but more in the Scary Movie vein (which itself was a parody of the former).  The series has always been sort of tongue-in-cheek to a point but never as unbearably apparent as here.  I hated every single character.  The only thing going for it is the expected gore and the scant barely 80-minute runtime (the former barely making it worthwhile and the latter not necessarily being a compliment).  One particular standout is a rather gruesome demise befalling a certain Sleepaway Camp alumni.  My suggestion for gorehounds would be to either fast-forward to each death or hope Adam Green will be nice enough to make a special feature showcasing only the death sequences (some body count DVD/Blu-Rays do have that feature).  I would say this sequel is for Hatchet fans only, but even they might deem it unnecessary like I surely did, therefore not befitting anyone.  Mr. Green, I think it’s time you bury this hatchet (!) for good.  3/24/2018

---Sean O.

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