Thursday, September 19, 2024

In a Violent Nature/The Watchers

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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In a Violent Nature                                                      OK
Slasher flick, directed by Chris Nash (ABCs of Death 2 segment), wherein we follow the killer instead of the victims.  We don’t see the POV á la young Michael Myers in the beginning of Halloween, but simply follow him (Johnny) more than we do any of the potential victims.  We do follow other characters at times, yes, but not as much.  Why didn’t we follow him every inch of the way if that was the intention though?  [Why did we witness one kill from afar?].  Would it have worked effectively though, I wonder, in a roughly 94-minute feature, given the characters (a.k.a potential victims) are part of what makes these often plotless, mindless movies appealing?  This isn’t like Maniac or Sleepaway Camp 2 and 3 either where the killer we follow actually has a personality; this killer is the silent type akin to Jason Voorhees.  [I’d be curious to see how much different, although likely indistinguishable, this would be if executed typically].  The kills too, of course, play a very important factor in these movies, and the majority of kills here are pretty brutal; one, specifically, I can’t say I’ve ever seen done before (and I’ve seen my fair share of slasher movies), one that would likely give Victor Crowley a run for his money.  Part of me did admire this, but another part of me expected better.  [In true slasher fashion, a sequel was already mentioned two months after its theatrical release].  9/13/2024

The Watchers                                                              OK
I read the novel by A.M. Shine a couple months ago before this adaptation was released theatrically (I don’t know why I feel the need to do that, but I prefer reading an adapted novel before seeing the adaptation, not vice versa).  The novel was decent, not great, at least not enough to want to see this adaptation right away, directed and written for the screen by one of M. Night Shyamalan’s daughters, Ishana (M. Night was also one of the producers).  It’s possibly a little too faithful to the source material, therefore I think you should only choose one medium, your choice obviously based on whether you prefer reading or watching (the book did feel like you spent more time with the characters, but that’s often the case).  In it, four people become trapped in these woods in West Ireland wherein they must stay inside a house at night (dubbed The Coop) to avoid being attacked by the titular creatures; they’re free to roam outside during the day.  The film does look good (as if Ishana wouldn’t have the means), but, even if I hadn’t read the book, it is still a rather typical scenario in which a group of people are stuck in a predicament, they need to learn to survive, and they may or may not escape (just a matter of how and when).  There is a twist too (the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, huh?), and, whether you read the book or not (like I said, this adaptation is very faithful), it shouldn’t be too surprising even if you didn’t see it coming.  This may not have been a masterpiece, but it wasn’t terrible, it was okay (as my rating indicates), pretty much how I felt about the novel; it does seem like an instance where I, more often, preferred the written word over the visuals (some of the creature effects being a prime example).  Ishana has potential though; if anything, her directorial debut was definitely better than daddy’s last effort (you can read my review for it in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2024/08/trap.html).  9/17/2024

Bonus review:

Handling the Undead                                                  EH
I did read the book of the same name by John Ajvide Lindqvist, once dubbed “Sweden’s Stephen King,” in which this Norwegian film is based (yes, that means subtitles).  I read it over ten years ago though and don’t really remember much, so I went into this blind which is how I should (even though I do feel the need to read the book before seeing certain adaptations).  In this, the dead inexplicably return to life (seemingly after a power outage), and the focus is on three separate families.  They don’t appear hostile as other zombies tend to be, at least not at first (PETA would certainly be up in arms over one scene); they’re simply just (ahem) dead, in more than one way.  It is a horror-drama, emphasis on the drama; the appearance of a few zombies is the sole aspect labeling it as horror.  The film is very slow, but I had a feeling it might’ve eventually lead somewhere, and not just because I read the book.  I didn’t take much from this film other than what I assume to be that “sometimes dead is better,” like the quote used in Pet Sematary (a much better film involving the undead, and I do hope you know I mean the original only).  I do remember not liking the book as much as the author’s previous novel, Let the Right One In (which was adapted into one of my favorite vampire movies), but I don’t remember being as disappointed as I was with this underdeveloped film (perhaps a re-read is in order).  9/18/2024

Other movies and TV show(s) I’ve seen and their ratings (see above):

Boy Kills World  >>>EH/OK

The Perfect Couple  >>>EH
      (Netflix; 6 episodes)

We Are Zombies  >>>OK

Wonka  >>>OK

---Sean O.
9/19/2024

Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice                                     G
I remember when Beetlejuice came out.  I didn’t see it in the theater (I was almost 6!), but it was really popular when it came out on video.  I remember the animated TV show that came out a year later too; I watched it religiously (I even remember happy meal toys they had at, I believe, Burger King).  [I bought the entire television series on DVD about ten years ago, recently re-watching it a couple months ago in “preparation” for this sequel; I got up to the beginning of season four, season four containing way more episodes than the first three seasons combined.  Beetlejuice is actually more irritating in the cartoon, but I do still love that late 80s/early 90s drawing style.  You can watch the animated series on Tubi now, by the way, meaning free, with ads].  Is this sequel, released 36 years later (!), worth it?  Considering the huge gap, I’d say it was pretty decent; it contains plenty of Burton’s signature touch and actually feels like a direct sequel as opposed to a remake.  It probably helped that at least three of the original cast returned (including the eponymous “ghost with the most”), and, more importantly, Tim Burton directed again, as well as (frequent collaborator) Danny Elfman scoring once again.  It wasn’t a perfect film (i.e. the animated sequence showing what befell patriarch Charles Deetz---I just wasn’t a fan of the style and expected something better and/or different from the director, and the musical scene at the end may have been a bit odd; only a bit), but there were more pros than cons for me.  [Hell, as much of a cult following the first one has, it’s not perfect, nor even the best Burton flick, but it’s fun and I’m a fan; not just for nostalgic reasons either].  Tim certainly needed a comeback after the flop that was Dumbo, my least favorite film of his (you can read my review for it in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2019/04/dumbo.html), and I’d say this and Wednesday (my review for that is in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2022/11/wednesday-season-1chucky-season-2.html) adequately solidified his welcome return.  9/10/2024

Bonus review:

The Deliverance                                                          EH
New Netflix movie directed by Lee Daniels (Precious) involving a family of five (a woman, her three kids, her mother) that just moved into a home in Pittsburgh, said house being haunted.  Starting off as what could’ve been a cozy horror flick eventually drowns in a bog of clichés (i.e. the youngest child talks to an “imaginary friend”), cribbing from The Amityville Horror, The Exorcist, and fill in the blank here __________ with basically any possession/exorcism movie.  There’s a happy ending to top it all off and it’s “based on a true story.”  Eye-roll.  9/3/2024

Other movies and TV show(s) I’ve seen and their ratings (see above):

Behave (2024)  >>>EH/OK

The Demon Disorder  >>>OK
                (Shudder)

The Garfield Movie  >>>EH/OK

Imaginary  >>>EH

Rebel Ridge  >>>EH
         (Netflix)

Terror Tuesday:  Extreme (Season One)  >>>EH/OK
        (Netflix; 8 episodes; In Thai with subtitles)

---Sean O.
9/11/2024

Monday, September 2, 2024

Strange Darling

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Strange Darling                                                          OK
A thriller in six parts.  That’s what we’re told we are watching when the title appears on the screen in the beginning.  [Apparently this is based on real events that happened between 2018 and 2020 (I think those were the years mentioned)].  The six parts aren’t presented chronologically.  Something revealed a little later makes it a different movie than initially thought, thereby making it less harrowing than I initially thought it could be (certain twists just aren’t that effective anymore).  Going the nonlinear route is the only thing preventing this from being a very ordinary flick with not too many surprises, violent or not (and it is violent).  Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for the structure (Quentin Tarantino is one of my favorite filmmakers), and I didn’t dislike this film, not at all (I’ll probably watch it again eventually and might think it’s better; it’s happened enough times before), but I just didn’t think it was particularly exceptional when all was said and done.  8/27/2024

Bonus review:

Suitable Flesh                                                              OK
Imagine Freaky Friday written by H.P. Lovecraft.  It is based on a short story by the late author (“The Thing on the Doorstep,” which I don’t recall reading, but I do own a collection of Lovecraft stories), but I wouldn’t say it’s entirely Lovecraftian.  It’s basically a body switch movie like the aforementioned title, akin to something like Jason Goes to Hell as well.  Basically, an evil entity switches bodies with others whenever it chooses to (there is a procedure, of course).  I was curious to see how it all panned out, but nothing much is done with the concept, making it appear simple, trite even; it’s roughly 100-minutes too.  It might’ve sufficed more as a half-hour episode in an anthology show.  8/28/2024

Other movies I've seen and their ratings (see above):

Exploited (2022)  >>>EH

Hell Hole (2024)  >>>OK
            (Shudder)

Incoming (2024)  >>>EH
            (Netflix)

Kinds of Kindness  >>>G

Milk & Serial  >>>OK
   (Available on YouTube)

Snow Falls  >>>EH/OK

Something in the Water (2024)  >>>OK

---Sean O.
9/2/2024