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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated
1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going
to review every single movie I see. I’m
going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the
rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future). You can always ask me why I gave the ratings
for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses
under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous (Season 3) G
…As of now, season
three is not confirmed and it could very well happen considering this season
didn’t completely end, and, if it does happen, I hope it’s better than this
season…
Those are the words I said towards the end of my season two
review of this Netflix series (you can read the entire review for it here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2021/01/synchronic.html,
as well as my review for season one here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2020/09/jurassic-world-camp-cretaceous.html). Boy was
this season better than the last one! I
enjoyed the first season enough to label it one of the best TV shows of last
year, but the second season just didn’t work for me. Sometimes you can’t truly explain why you
don’t enjoy something, but sometimes you just don’t enjoy something as much as
you do others, hence why criticism will always be subjective (I know at least
my brother enjoyed season two). Whereas
the previous two seasons contained 8 episodes each, this one was 10, all of
them 24 minutes each that all go by super fast!
I didn’t want to stop watching and that’s certainly always a
positive. Basically the same six kids
from the beginning are still on the island and must try and survive amongst the
dinosaurs that are always in pursuit (the herbivores are even dangerous this
time). This season was pure fun and
should be as well to those that are fans of the movie franchise as well as this
spinoff series, but, then again, that’s just my subjective opinion. As of now, season four has not been
confirmed, but it’s a high possibility given the ending of this season, and, if
so, I’m guessing it’ll be released 4 months from now since that’s been the
interval between each season so far. Of
course I’ll watch it, but it has a lot to live up to after this season; I just
ask that it be better than season two! 5/23/2021
Bonus reviews:
The Stand (2020) EH
I finally got around to watching this miniseries remake
available on CBS All Access/Paramount +, based on the novel by Stephen King,
which was first released at the end of last year. Confession:
I never read the book even though I’ve owned it for over 20 years now
(I’ll get around to it eventually, but it’s as thick as a friggin’ Bible! I’m surprised I did read similar-sized tomes
like It and Under the Dome).
The original miniseries, which ran for 4 nights in 1994, isn’t my
favorite adaptation of King’s, but I am enough of a fan to own the DVD, and I
can only remember parts of it (I don’t even know how many times I watched it;
it wasn’t a lot). So, basically, I went
into this adaptation somewhat blind, even though I remembered parts of the
original as they happened here. I don’t
remember hearing too many good things about this one, and even though I try not
to listen to the naysayers, or even the yaysayers for anything (I’ve liked
films/shows that were panned and disliked ones that were praised, after all), I
hate to say that the naysayers were right this time. I did not care about this series after the
first episode and definitely forced myself to continue due to my love of the
King (damn you, Stephen!). It’s 9
episodes, mind you, ranging from 48 to 65 minutes each, making it a total of
roughly 8 ½ hours (the original was roughly 6 hours---damn, that would’ve been
almost 2 hours of commercials when it first aired and, no, I didn’t watch it
when it was initially released)! Since I
never read the book, I know not whether either adaptation was faithful and what
may have been added or removed, but since this one was 2 hours longer, either
this one added or the original left stuff out.
I’m guessing this one added since it was way too drawn out. In a nutshell, for those that may not be
familiar with the material, a virus decimates the majority of the population
and new communities are formed with the surviving members; there is also talk
of God and the Devil and end times and shit (ironically, I used the Bible as a
comparison above). Post-apocalyptic
movies are definitely dead and this miniseries was boring with a cast of
recognizable faces (i.e. James Marsden, Whoopi Goldberg, Greg Kinnear, Irene
Bedard, Alexander Skarsgard, to name a few) that couldn’t even save it. It’s pretty much needless to say this was an
unnecessary remake to a work I wasn’t the biggest fan of to begin with, but I
think I’ll stick with the 1994 version if I want to revisit the material, or,
better yet, I might just decide to finally read the big ass book! 5/26/2021
Raya and the Last
Dragon G
(haiku review)
Decent Disney flick.
Captivating to behold.
More for the youngsters.
5/24/2021
Other
movies I've seen and their ratings (see above):
Chaos Walking >>>EH/OK
The Hand (1981) >>>EH
The SpongeBob
Movie: Sponge on the Run >>>EH/OK
The Village in the
Woods >>>EH
---Sean O.5/29/2021