Sunday, October 30, 2022

High School/Wendell & Wild

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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High School (Season One)
Tegan and Sara, if you didn’t know, are a Canadian pop duo that are twin sisters, and also both lesbians.  I am a fan of some of their music; they gots some catchy tunes.  This Freevee series is based on a memoir of the same name by them, created by Clea DuVall, a lesbian actress from films such as The Faculty, Identity, and But I’m a Cheerleader (she wrote and directed some of the episodes here).  It’s a coming-of-age series following the twin sisters as they begin high school and navigate the typical teen waters as they learn who they are.  Each episode focuses on more than one character, not just them (friends, parents, etc. are also featured).  I generally enjoyed these 8 episodes that go by quickly (all under 30-minutes; more shows need to be that way), and I’m not sure if it’s partly because I’m aware of the people it’s based on, or the nostalgia it evoked since I too was a teenager in the Nineties (even though it took place in Canada, much of it felt familiar---a time before cell phones and excessive Internet usage).  The story obviously isn’t over and I actually hope it’s not over!  10/28/2022

Wendell & Wild                                                           OK/G
New stop-motion film available on Netflix directed by Henry Selick, the man behind other great stop-motion flicks like The Nightmare Before Christmas, James and the Giant Peach, and Coraline.  Key and Peele voice the titular demons from the underworld (Jordan Peele also produced and co-wrote the screenplay) that are brought to the land of the living after promising to do something for a girl names Kat.  Naturally things go awry for everyone at first.  Although it may be dark thematically, its tone is largely whimsical.  While I didn’t like it as much as the other Selick films mentioned, although it may be too soon to tell (I do feel this may age better), I enjoyed it enough.  Like the aforementioned films, it is very imaginative at times and stunning to look at.  [For those that care about representation, it seems like mostly everyone was featured, even an American Indian].  Perhaps I expected more from it the first time (I do feel it could’ve gone more places given the subject matter) and didn’t truly get to appreciate it yet.  I’ll definitely watch it again, eventually.  10/30/2022

Bonus review:

Guillermo del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities
Anthology series available on Netflix wherein 2 episodes were released over 4 days (the first instance I’m aware of a show not all available the first day on the channel; you can binge them all now), all but two roughly an hour.  Guillermo del Toro just created it and introduces each of the 8 episodes (he only wrote 2 of them) directed by different filmmakers (they being Guillermo Navarro, Vincenzo Natali---Cube, Splice, In the Tall Grass, David Prior---The Empty Man, Ana Lily Amirpour---A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, Keith Thomas---The Vigil, Firestarter remake, Catherine Hardwicke---Thirteen, Twilight, Panos Cosmatos---Mandy, and Jennifer Kent---The Babadook).  It generally wasn’t a bad series, definitely not grand, each episode giving a feel for the characters and the environment they live in before ending up in horrifically bizarre, often Lovecraftian, territory (ironically only 2 segments are based on Lovecraft’s work).  The foreboding “Lot 36” involves a man winning the titular storage unit after a bid, said storage unit containing more than meets the eye.  “Graveyard Rats” is about a graverobber that comes across bigger problems (literally) than rats in the graves he robs; contains a Tales from the Crypt-like comeuppance.  “The Autopsy” ends up being very strange about a parasitic alien, but it is tied up rather cleverly.  “The Outside” is very strange, occurring around Christmas, and depicts a woman deemed unattractive developing a rather unorthodox relationship with this lotion promising to make her “attractive.”  Although truly outlandish, it was definitely compelling (I was reminded of The Tommyknockers at one time although it’s not like that film at all).  “Pickman’s Model” was a slow burn before culminating quite brutally.  “Dreams in the Witch House” was also part of the Masters of Horror series, directed by Stuart Gordon; I think I liked that version better, but this one, which was quite different with some similarities, was fine too.  “The Viewing” was probably my least favorite, being very slow about a group of people summoned to a gathering wherein the eventual introduction of an obelisk leads to deadly consequences (I wasn’t a fan of the creature effects either).  Lastly, “The Murmuring” is a gothic-lite ghost story with tons of atmosphere that finishes a bit too upbeat (and bland) as many ghost stories often tend to (“Rick” from The Walking Dead stars).  Most of these tales probably looked better on paper which is likely what made most of them intriguing on a script level.  The majority of creature designs, obviously CGI (boo!), weren’t terrible, but I was never the biggest fan of most otherworldly beings influenced by Lovecraft/Giger/etc.  I will tune in if another season is created, yes, since I love horror anthologies.  Well, at least I look forward to them…10/28/2022

Other movies I've seen and their ratings (see above):

The Good Nurse  >>>EH
            (Netflix)

Pumpkins  >>>B/EH

Run Sweetheart Run  >>>EH/OK
            (Amazon Prime)

---Sean O.
10/30/2022

Wednesday, October 26, 2022

Spirit Halloween: The Movie

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Spirit Halloween:  The Movie                                     OK/G
As much as I love Halloween and any memorabilia associated with it, Spirit Halloween stores contain ridiculously overpriced items.  I’ve obtained neat spooky stuff at the dollar store and Wal-mart, and even scored some good items with coupons at CVS.  In this film, three middle school boys (eventually joined by one of their older sisters) agree to spend Halloween night in one of the stores after it closes.  A ghost (played by Christopher Lloyd) possesses items in the store while trying to possess one of the kids (you’ll learn why if you watch).  This was mostly a fun gateway horror flick (it’s rated PG-13 which I’m guessing is because some scenes may frighten the younger ones) that doesn’t overstay its welcome at barely 81-minutes (I actually wanted more).  The effects, mostly practical (points), were generally passable.  Perfect for the holiday season.  10/25/2022

Bonus reviews:

Terror Train                                                                EH
The original Terror Train was never one of my favorite slasher movies, and I wasn’t much a fan of this remake (available on Tubi) at all.  I recalled the original as I was watching this, therefore it’s likely more of a replica than a re-imagining.  Sure, there may be a few things altered, but I didn’t watch the original recently so I’m not exactly sure.  The story involves a group of college students having a costume party aboard a train wherein a masked killer begins offing them throughout the night.  There was a cool clown mask here, which I don’t remember in the original, but it wasn’t utilized the majority of the time.  Some of the kills were okay here, but this film was largely a bore.  Add this to the pile of unnecessary remakes (to a film I don’t deem a classic anyhow), or just unnecessary movies period.  10/21/2022

Sewer Gators                                                              EH/OK
(haiku review)
Laughably bad?  Sure.
What the hell do you expect?
Barely an hour.  10/25/2022

Maneater                                                                     EH
(haiku review)
Another shark flick?!
Another one not that great!
Bloody?  Sure.  Still sucked.  10/25/2022

Other movies and TV show(s) I’ve seen and their ratings (see above):

Bodies Bodies Bodies  >>>B/EH

The Ghost Lights  >>>EH

The Invitation (2022)  >>>EH

Mid-Century  >>>EH

Significant Other  >>>OK/G
            (Paramount+)

Torn Hearts  >>>OK/G

Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo!  >>>EH

Under Wraps 2  >>>OK

The Watcher (2022)  >>>EH/OK
            (Netflix; 7 episodes)

Where the Scary Things Are  >>>EH

---Sean O.
10/26/2022

Monday, October 17, 2022

Halloween Ends/Jeepers Creepers: Reborn

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Halloween Ends                                                          OK
[SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW]
This may be the “end” of David Gordon Green’s trilogy on the franchise (currently streaming on Peacock in addition to theaters), but I don’t think we’ll ever see the end of the fictional Michael Myers.  Like the majority of cinematic villains, he can seemingly never die no matter how someone tries to obliterate him.  Writers will always find a way to bring him back.  The way he’s destroyed in this film (I won’t reveal how) is absolutely impossible to return from, at least in physical form.  Anyway, I really thought this entry was going to be a different take than what we’re used to and what was expected, kind of like Halloween III:  Season of the Witch was to the original franchise, or like Friday the 13th Part V:  A New Beginning was (sort of) to that franchise, which I would’ve kind of been okay with considering there isn’t much to expect from these films anymore (let alone the subgenre), but it is a Halloween film wherein Michael Myers is largely absent.  I actually may have liked it better had the main killer here, affected by a life-ruining accident, been influenced (or “possessed”) by Michael and Michael not appearing at all (at least physically).  Part of me kind of wished that was how it would end up, but that likely would’ve been even more polarizing for the fans (a description already proposed by a critic).  I didn’t hate this film; there are good characterizations, as Stephen King said it was character driven, and, like I said, I liked how something different was attempted (I kind of credit it for sidestepping expectations), but it ultimately isn’t that great of a film on its own.  Horror fans and/or those that saw the preceding two entries---my review of Halloween is in here (https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2018/10/mooby-reviews-102818.html) and my review of Halloween Kills is here (https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2021/10/halloween-killsslumber-party-massacre.html)---are obviously going to watch this and it will likely be polarizing (as mentioned), but you never know how you feel until you check it out for yourself, no?  10/16/2022

Jeepers Creepers:  Reborn                                          B
Part 4 that’s labeled a reboot and allegedly the beginning of a new trilogy, according to the All Movie website.  I hope not based on this steaming pile of elephant excrement.  Yes, it stinks that bad!  As of this writing, it has a 0% rating out of 11 critics on Rotten Tomatoes and I wholeheartedly agree.  I liked Jeepers Creepers, eventually grew to appreciate Jeepers Creepers 2 on a trashy level (it’s a masterpiece next to this reboot), and don’t remember much about Jeepers Creepers 3, but apparently I gave it a decent review which you can read in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2018/01/mooby-reviews-1418.html.  After almost an exact replica of the beginning of Jeepers Creepers with Dee Wallace in Gina Philips’ role, the film just becomes an uninspired mess.  A couple attend a horror convention in Louisiana and end up going to a haunted house (after “winning” a raffle) with a group of others where the Creeper inevitably starts offing them one by one.  There’s also a subplot wherein the Creeper wants a pregnant woman’s baby, or something like that.  The locations were perfect---Louisiana, horror convention, cemetery, haunted house.  There was just no style to any of it and I didn’t even enjoy it on a so-bad-its-fun level.  Waste of time!  If they are making at least two more, they obviously don’t have much to live up to.  10/11/2022

Bonus review:

The Midnight Club (Season One)                                OK
I read the book of the same name by Christopher Pike not that long ago and knew it was more dramatic than scary.  You think I would’ve been prepared for the same thing here, but adaptations don’t always need to be faithful.  This is the fourth Netflix series created by Mike Flanagan and apparently he often merges drama with horror, emphasis on the drama, especially with The Haunting of Hill House (you can read my review for that in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2018/11/mooby-reviews-11718.html).  I liked his other two series, The Haunting of Bly Manor and Midnight Mass, better, but even they weren’t always focused on horror (my review for Bly is here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2020/10/the-haunting-of-bly-manor.html, Mass is here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2021/09/midnight-mass.html).  Now, there’s nothing necessarily wrong with mixing genres, but there is something wrong when the tones don’t always seem compatible, like it occurred here and in Hill House.  If you never read the book or know nothing about this series, a group of terminally ill teenagers stay at a hospice and gather in a room at midnight to tell stories.  It sometimes felt like there was an Are You Afraid of the Dark? vibe going on, but it never reached the potential I felt it truly could have.  Some of the stories told were fine (most of the horror variety, luckily all shown instead of told), myself only recalling some parts of the book as they occurred, and I liked the general camaraderie amongst the cast (it definitely made for a unique, albeit depressing, kind of teen entertainment), but there were only occasional moments of fright and the ending of the last episode exposed an entirely new subplot that likely won’t be too surprising if explained in another season (as cliffhangers often tend to provide false promises).  Plus, there are ten episodes all ranging roughly between 50 and 60-minutes with many of them actually feeling that long.  I guess you can say I had a love-hate relationship with this.  I just had higher expectations, that’s all.  10/16/2022

Other movies and TV show(s) I’ve seen and their ratings (see above):

The Curse of Bridge Hollow  >>>OK
            (Netflix)

I Love You, You Hate Me  >>>OK/G
            (Peacock; 2 episodes)

---Sean O.
10/17/2022

Saturday, October 8, 2022

Beast/Dahmer/Hellraiser

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Beast                                                                           G
In case you didn’t see a preview, Idris Elba plays a man taking his two daughters (one teen, one younger) to Africa near the village their late mother was from.  They eventually go on a ride with a friend into an area that’s closed to the public (never a good sign) and come across a lion gone rogue that begins to pursue them.  The night before his entire pride was slaughtered by poachers, so do you really blame the lion for going rogue?  Unfortunately all humans in his territory become prey though.  I remember thinking the lion looked crappy in the preview, but it actually looked fine when I watched it.  This movie ended up being better than I thought it would be.  Sure, it may not seem too distinguishable from other films in the natural horror subgenre (Orca and 2007’s Prey came to mind the most---the latter another killer lion flick I recommend), and it started to feel a bit padded out towards the end (even at roughly 90 minutes), but for simply being exactly what it intended to be and nothing more, and for enjoying it enough, I’m going to recommend it.  Currently available on Peacock.  10/7/2022

Dahmer – Monster:  The Jeffrey Dahmer Story          OK/G
I heard several people say they stopped watching this Netflix series because it was too gruesome.  Well, if you know anything about Jeffrey Dahmer (played here by Evan Peters), he was a serial killer that often ate his victims.  For the younger crowd that may never knew of him before this, okay.  Some parts may be gruesome to the average viewer, yes, but it’s nothing I haven’t seen before and I had somewhat of an idea what I was getting into.  I’ve seen at least two movies that come to mind on the serial killer, one being My Friend Dahmer, which you can read my review for in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2018/03/mooby-reviews-31818.html.  As you’ll see in my review for that film (if you read it), I said this about visual media involving real-life serial killers---On one hand, you’re promoting them and basically telling modern serial killers they’ll too be made famous one day.  On the other hand, you can’t deny they’re part of history and do make for morbidly compelling sociological studies.  It is true, even though you never have to support anything you don’t want to.  History is rife with violence though, so one should argue whether anything horrific that happened in the past should be depicted.  I’ll admit this series did make me want to keep watching in the beginning.  It does lose a bit of steam towards the end, but there are ten episodes all roughly between 50 and 60 minutes, so it was bound to happen.  One thing I do like that they did was shine some light on one of the victims (the deaf kid) in an episode, which I think should occur more often in serial killer-related pictures as the killers are often glorified and the majority of victims rarely remembered; plus, that sort of makes it more disturbing knowing what happened to these people that are humanized.  They also showed how his actions affected others around him, like his one next door neighbor and his father.  Will real-life serial killers ever stop being promoted?  Likely not, but, again, you never have to promote anything you don’t want to.  Currently there is a new 3-episode documentary series also released on Netflix entitled Conversations with a Killer: The Jeffrey Dahmer Tapes.  Is this the year of Dahmer?  10/7/2022

Hellraiser                                                                    EH
I was never the biggest fan of the original.  I did watch it a couple times when I was younger, I’ll admit, and I did meet the original Pinhead, Doug Bradley, more than once (while expressionless, he’s a pretty chill dude).  I actually thought parts of it were, dare I say, gross (yes, I do get sickened by some gore).  There are ten films other than this one and I believe I’ve only seen up to part three (that’s how much I care about the franchise).  This Hulu update may contain some of the same concepts as the original, but it is a quite different film (Pinhead played by a woman has nothing to do with it either; the character here is pretty androgynous anyway).  It was worse though, as remakes/re-imaginings often are.  Even though it was 2-hours, it hardly felt like there was much substance to it (it seemed like it could’ve lead somewhere compelling in the beginning too).  It may not be as gory as the original, but it definitely has its moments (I wasn’t a fan of the gore here either; not so much on a repulsed level, more on an ‘I wasn’t impressed’ level).  I just wasn’t a fan.  Again, it was never one of my favorite franchises to begin with.  10/7/2022

Bonus reviews:

Mr. Harrigan’s Phone                                                OK
I did read the story from Stephen King’s 2020 collection, If It Bleeds, and according to my review of the book, I said it was “simple with an air of predictability.”  That’s pretty much how I would describe this adaptation available on Netflix (I didn’t remember much from the story before watching).  It’s largely a coming-of-age drama with a dash of thriller involving a boy given the task of reading books to the man of the title due to his diminishing eyesight.  He does this from a young age all the way through high school until the old man passes.  Before he died, the boy gifted him a cell phone and he appears to still receive messages from him posthumously, among other things.  It does contain that cozy ‘small town in New England’ vibe common for a Stephen King tale (here, it takes place in Maine, as they often do).  One of my dreams is to live in such a town; the harsh winters being the main reason preventing that dream.  Anyway, the narrative feels rushed at times, it doesn’t get as ominous as it could be, and it felt incomplete by the time it was over.  Ultimately, like my description of the story, it’s simple with an air of predictability.  Part of me did enjoy that cozy ‘small town in New England’ vibe though (perhaps why my rating may seem a tad too kind).  Not one of the best King adaptations.  10/6/2022

Phantom Pups (Season One)                                      OK
(haiku review)
Corny but cute-ish.
Fine for the entire fam.
Perfect season too.  10/6/2022

*Netflix; 10 episodes*

Other movies I've seen and their ratings (see above):

Cosmic Dawn  >>>EH

No Exit (2022)  >>>OK
            (Hulu)

The Summoned  >>>OK

---Sean O.
10/8/2022

Sunday, October 2, 2022

My Best Friend's Exorcism/Hocus Pocus 2

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My Best Friend’s Exorcism                                         EH/OK
I was interested in checking out the book written by Grady Hendrix, but never got around to it.  Judging by this adaptation, available on Amazon Prime, it probably looked better on paper.  It takes place in the Eighties---entertainment set during that decade is old hat by now, but it’s still fun to watch as that time period was very unique and put out some of the best films and music (I was born in 1982 so I wasn’t old enough to appreciate those years)---and contains elements of Mean Girls and The Exorcist.  The high school scenes generally never felt fresh, the exorcism in question felt poorly executed, and the special effects were subpar, especially the demon we see at the end (he kind of reminded me of Smeagol from The Lord of the Rings films).  All the elements for a good story are here, so maybe one day I will check out the book as long as this movie wasn’t an entirely faithful adaptation.  10/1/2022

Hocus Pocus 2                                                                        OK
I saw the first film in the theater back when it came out in 1993, and while I definitely don’t dislike it, I think it is highly overrated.  Don’t get me wrong, I do still watch it occasionally, partially for nostalgia, and for being one of those semi-fun family-friendly films containing horror elements.  I believe many can agree with me how annoying the witches are at times.  While I didn’t hate this sequel released 29 years later, currently available on Disney+, as much as I thought I would, it still very much felt like a sequel.  In other words, it’s obviously a cash grab for the many fans it seems to have and doesn’t seem to contain nearly as much substance as its predecessor did.  The musical numbers (very few thankfully), while corny, weren’t as cringe-worthy as they initially appeared to be (I guess), and some may say the ending is a bit poignant (I guess).  I haven’t heard too many fans of the first one complain yet, and those are who this sequel will truly be for anyway.  10/1/2022

Other movies I've seen and their ratings (see above):

The Amityville Moon  >>>EH/OK

Emergency (2022)  >>>EH/OK
            (Amazon)

13 Fanboy  >>>EH

---Sean O.
10/2/2022