Saturday, June 22, 2024

Inside Out 2

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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Inside Out 2                                                                 G
Inside Out was the last really good Pixar movie; Disney movie too, for that matter; it was well-written, fun, and ingenious.  In it, we followed the emotions (those being Joy, Sadness, Fear, Disgust, and Anger) inside a young girl named Riley.  Riley turns 13 in this one and you know what that means---puberty!  With that comes new emotions, those being Anxiety, Envy, Embarrassment, and Ennui (Nostalgia makes at least two brief appearances as well).  I read that the creators spoke to teenage girls for some authenticity, and while I’ve never obviously been a teenage girl (I was once a teenager though), I’d say they captured it quite well.  Was this as good as the first one?  No, nor did I expect it to be (I would’ve been truly amazed if it was); it had a whole lot to live up to, but it was still a worthy continuation, well-written and creative like the first.  It did seem shorter, even though they were both around the same length!  I’d actually be interested in another sequel portraying Riley as an adult; Nostalgia was told she can’t come out until later…6/18/2024

Bonus review:

Wreck (Season Two)                                                   OK
This is what I said at the end of my review for the first season---I read that there was a second season planned to be released this year, but I honestly don’t think I want to do another round (you can read the entire review in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2023/09/the-third-saturday-in-october-part-v.html).  Well, after seeing it advertised so much I gave in (all 6 episodes are currently available on Hulu).  I didn’t dislike the first season; I just thought it was too stretched out (as I may have implied in the review above).  Instead of a boat, the setting is now on an island in Slovenia (filmed in Northern Ireland though, like the first one).  I thought there was a better flow to it this time, and I didn’t feel like I forced myself to continue (all the episodes are roughly 50-minutes too).  Maybe it’s the characters that make it engaging because we already know what’s been going on (since the conclusion of the first season) and we’re now just waiting to see what’s going to be done about it.  The story obviously isn’t over based on the end of the last episode, and while there are no confirmations of a third season yet, I read that the writer intended it to be three parts from the outset.  I’ll give it one more season.  I know, I know, I say that now, and look at me continuing with this one after writing that I didn’t want to.  It may not be the greatest series, but I can’t stop now that I made it this far, and because it’s unfinished.  Let’s wrap this up, shall we?  6/17/2024

Other movies and TV show(s) I’ve seen and their ratings (see above):

Back Road  >>>EH

Coming Home in the Dark  >>>EH/OK

Cry Baby Lane  >>>OK

Exhuma  >>>EH
   (In Korean with subtitles)

Gleaming the Cube  >>>EH

Joko Anwar’s Nightmares and Daydreams (Season One)  >>>OK
            (Netflix; 7 episodes; In Indonesian with subtitles)

The Last Stop in Yuma County  >>>OK/G

---Sean O.
6/22/2024

Saturday, June 15, 2024

The Coffee Table

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In case you haven’t seen the intro from my entry dated 1/26/19 (it’s in my archives whenever you want to read it), I’m no longer going to review every single movie I see.  I’m going to review one, with the occasional bonus, and just give ratings for the rest from now on (unless I decide to pick it up again in the future).  You can always ask me why I gave the ratings for the films without reviews though (via comments or the e-mail addresses under the ‘About Me’ section).
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The Coffee Table                                                         VG
The most talked about movie when it was released this year (apparently made in 2022 though), and I can certainly see why.  [It is in Spanish (Spain being the location), so you will have to read subtitles if you don’t understand the language].  Marketed for the horror crowd, and it is horrific, I’d say it’s more of a dark drama, emphasis on the dark (horror-adjacent, if you will).  Some say it’s a dark comedy, and part of me can agree, even though there’s nothing thematically funny about it all, but, if that’s the case, it’s unquestionably the darkest comedy I’ve ever seen.  It does involve a coffee table, one bought by a couple for their apartment after just having a baby together, the man wanting it more than the woman.  The titular furnishing plays a very significant part, but there’s more to it than that; I can’t really say much without divulging too much.  I’ll just say it’s enthralling as much as it is unsettling, making it the best movie I’ve seen so far this year.  6/10/2024

Bonus reviews:

New Life                                                                      G
Set in the Pacific Northwest, a woman is running from something.  Another woman, recently diagnosed with ALS, is on her trail.  We do (obviously) learn why this woman is being followed, and it isn’t pleasant, at all.  Some of the effects in this are icky, but not as much as other films have been in dealing with similar instances (I guess), but I also think that was kind of the point.  Very bleak overall, although at one time towards the end it does get a bit poignant.  It’s short too, thereby doesn’t overstay its welcome, at all.  I recommend it.  6/13/2024

Corpse Control (Season One)
There is a social media app strictly for horror fans called Slasher.  On this app I received a friend request from Dave Krause, the star/director/producer/writer of this indie horror-comedy series, emphasis on the comedy, available on YouTube (you can watch all 6 episodes, released from 2020-2022, here---https://www.youtube.com/@CorpseControl).  Dave plays a man named Dave who, along with a dude named Ragz (Christopher Ragozzino, also a co-director/producer), works in New York City picking up zombies (corpses) that end up where they don’t belong.  These “corpses” were the result of a virus (very similar to Covid) that occurred around 19 years ago and they now just roam around without bothering anyone (we do learn there is something that makes them feral though).  It’s not really horror at all, mainly just a buddy comedy containing zombies (corpses) and some violence; there’s a fun, sort of Shaun of the Dead vibe to it with a few funny moments (one involving mustard).  The episodes go by really fast (granted, the longest one is only about 21-minutes, the shortest, 14, but I’ve seen 22-minute episodes of shows that seemed three times as long) and I never forced myself to continue; I say just binge it as a roughly 105-minute feature.  A second season is planned according to the end of the last episode, and Dave himself told me they intend to lean more into horror as they go, but, regardless, I wouldn’t mind at least one more season.  6/11/2024

Other movies I've seen and their ratings (see above):

The Bob’s Burgers Movie  >>>OK

Departing Seniors  >>>EH

Monkey Man  >>>EH
   (Sometimes in Hindi with subtitles)

To the Moon (2021)  >>>OK

---Sean O.
6/15/2024

Saturday, June 8, 2024

Under Paris

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Under Paris                                                                OK/G
New shark movie available on Netflix (right in time for summer!).  [Surely you all know that Paris is in France and French is the language spoken there, no?  Therefore, yes, there are subtitles].  You are given an explanation as to how one ended up in the Seine River.  The mayor is told about it, but, oh no, there is a triathlon coming up wherein people from all over the world will attend and she will not cancel it (whether they get rid of the shark or not)!  Sure sounds like a certain Steven Spielberg blockbuster released 50 years ago, no?  Plot-wise it may seem so, but there are differences here.  In fact, this actually adds at least one thing new to the oversaturated subgenre.  One doesn’t normally expect much from a shark attack movie---people go into the water, some of them are eaten.  It’s all a matter of the overall execution.  It may be too premature to assign this cult status just yet, but I definitely enjoyed it more than both Meg movies (my reviews for those are in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2018/08/mooby-reviews-81218.html, and here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2024/01/satanic-hispanicsmeg-2-trench.html) and many other shark attack movies (some reviewed below); the shark(s) looked real enough to me, and there were a decent amount of attacks; it’s well-shot too (director Xavier Gens has been around, debuting with the New French Extremity film, Frontier(s), in 2007).  The ending certainly hints of a continuation, and I’d welcome at least one; I did want more when it ended.  6/5/2024

*Here are my reviews of other shark movies (some may not seem as polished since they could’ve been written up to 8 years ago; I, myself, cringe when reading older reviews sometimes)*

House Shark; Super Shark; Blue Demon; Bad CGI Sharks---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2020/04/sharksploitation-time.html
The Last Sharknado; Ozark Sharks; Santa Jaws; Trailer Park Shark---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2018/09/mooby-reviews-9618.html

Bonus review:

Founders Day                                                             OK
Another “holiday” slasher film.  It actually had a brief theatrical run at the beginning of the year.  I never heard of anyone celebrating Founders Day, but the small town here (I’m guessing in Connecticut since that’s where it was filmed) does right before Election Day in November.  The killer dons a mask with a white wig and wields a gavel that doubles as a knife.  Now, as I’ve likely said many times before, and needless to say, there isn’t much to expect from a slasher flick---someone, usually in a mask, kills a bunch of people and there’s often a motive.  Sure, some of them stand out (this coming from a lifelong fan of the subgenre), but you should have a basic idea of what you’re in for.  Is this one an exception?  Absolutely not.  It’s nothing special.  I’m not dismissing it though.  The kills are fine, for the most part, albeit often predictable when they’re about to happen (not uncommon for the subgenre), and I give them a little bit of credit for trying to be a bit creative with the revelation.  Slasher aficionados may visit it again sometime in the future, but, if not, it should at least satisfy your slasher fix momentarily.  [Director/actor Erik Bloomquist also gave us She Came from the Woods, another one I thought was just okay, plus Night at the Eagle Inn (review in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2021/11/chapelwaitenight-at-eagle-inn.html) and Ten Minutes to Midnight (review in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2021/08/ten-minutes-to-midnighta-quiet-place.html)].  6/6/2024

Other movies and TV show(s) I’ve seen and their ratings (see above):

Boy Swallows Universe  >>>OK
(Netflix; 7 episodes)

Buck Wild  >>>OK/G

The Devil’s Left Hand   >>>B

Lumberjack the Monster  >>>OK
     (In Japanese with subtitles)

Out of the Dark (1988)  >>>EH/OK

South Park: The End of Obesity  >>>OK/G
                        (Paramount+)

Stopmotion  >>>OK/G

---Sean O.
6/8/2024

Saturday, June 1, 2024

The First Omen

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The First Omen                                                           EH/OK
Sequels and remakes are very frowned upon, but the prequel deserves as much hate too.  It’s so easy to make an “origin” story to an original one, but maybe some of us (probably most of us) don’t want to know what happened before the movies we know so well.  Unless it was intended from the get-go, like Pearl, which surprisingly made X a much better movie the second time, but rarely are they ever planned; sequels aren’t even planned in many cases!  This occurs before the 1976 film helmed by Richard Donner (Rome, 1971, to be exact); we see how little Damien came to be.  I was never the hugest fan of The Omen, let alone the franchise (you can read my opinions on it in this entry from one of my other blogs---https://vampireclown82-2.blogspot.com/2021/06/heres-your-signs.html).  [My favorite satanic flick from that era is probably Rosemary’s Baby.  I like The Exorcist better than The Omen, but both are fine.  This film actually felt more akin to Rosemary’s Baby than The Omen].  Was this prequel unnecessary?  Yes and no.  Yes, because it is strictly a companion piece to the original film; without it this would feel a bit lacking and part of a larger story, meaning it doesn’t stand firm on its own.  It is a bit of a bore too (it’s roughly two hours).  No, because thematically it was well-thought out, logical even, making it somewhat of a serviceable companion piece (the church sure has effed up intentions here, unsurprisingly).  I may not have hated it, but I also could’ve lived without its existence.  5/31/2024

Bonus reviews:

Pigs (1973)                                                                  EH
This is the synopsis I saw on a social media post pertaining to the anniversary of this 1973 film---The owner of a diner kills people and feeds them to a bunch of pigs.  How the hell did I never see this movie before?  [It came out a year after The Last House on the Left, the same year as The Exorcist, and just a year before both The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Black Christmas!].  Watching it I can see why it hasn’t been promoted in the horror community much (Tubi is one of the channels it’s available on---meaning free, with ads).  It is poorly made, making it a classic case of “it probably looked a whole lot better on paper.”  I’ll tell you what, if it had a little bit of a better budget this could’ve been a passable gritty B-movie from one of the best decades for cinema.  An alternate title was Daddy’s Deadly Darling, which makes more sense than Pigs; Pigs just sounds cooler (apparently other alternate titles were The 13th Pig, Love Exorcist, Blood Pen, Daddy’s Girl, Horror Farm, and The Killers; at least two of those would’ve sounded cool).  A woman leaves an institution (wherein she was in for murdering her daddy, arguably excusably, hence “Daddy’s Deadly Darling”) for the countryside and ends up at a café in need of a waitress; this café is run by that owner mentioned above in that synopsis who also owns those aforementioned pigs that developed a taste for human flesh after an incident.  Why I mentioned that Daddy’s Deadly Darling makes more sense than Pigs is because the story seems to follow the “crazy” lady more than anything else; the pigs do make appearances throughout, but not as much as you would think for something called Pigs, and you don’t really see them chomping on human flesh (being that it came out in 1973 I can sort of understand, I guess).  There is violence at times though, caused by humans.  Like I said, this could’ve definitely been a better flick with a better budget.  Unfortunately, its poor quality likely contributed to its obscurity.  5/25/2024

Victim No More
(haiku review)
40-minute short.
Friday the 13th fan film.
Fine, for fans.  YouTube.  5/30/2024

*My reviews for other Friday the 13th fan films are in here---https://vampireclown82.blogspot.com/2021/08/friday-13th-fan-films.html*

Other movies and TV show(s) I’ve seen and their ratings (see above):

American Fiction  >>>OK

Children of Sin  >>>OK

EO  >>>OK
   (In Polish, Italian, and French with subtitles)

Life of Belle  >>>EH

Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls  >>>EH/OK

The Seeding  >>>EH/OK

Sympathy for the Devil (2023)  >>>OK

Under the Bridge  >>>OK
      (Hulu; 8 episodes)

---Sean O.
6/1/2024